Whats in a snore?

A snore. A air gurgle trapped from the nostril to the mouth, laced with tons of snot and irrepressibly annoying. Understatement. Snorers and their snores are very annoying and a serious impediment to the well being and REM cycles of an innocent non snorer.

This agitation towards this breed of sleepopaths is triggered by spending two continuous nights in the vicinity of a rather loud and unabashedly loud snorer. It felt like some of the following and many more bad things, which I cant remember (courtesy, a sleepless night) :
- a chopper landing on my ear
- a rather loud hair dryer moving around my head in a very painful rhythm
- a rhino with a cold and me sharing the same space
- boards being drilled on my brain
- cacophony of an orchestra led by a pack of noisy apes

Hope this helps in sharing the frustrations of two sleep deprived nights.

However, now that am through with my anti snore vomit, here are some suggestions for all you out there:

- please fence yourself alone on a bed, in a room, in a house, alone
- do NOT invite house guests who are not used to your nightly cacophony
- please purchase head phones for poor unsuspecting victims
- buy yourselves elevated pillows, please get a nose operation !